My hubby sits down to pee. He has been doing this for as long as I have known him and it has always stuck me as odd.
Today, I was speaking to a straight friend and she confided in me that her husband sits to pee as well. I am left scratching my head. Since when do men want to imitate women by squatting to urinate.
I have told my baby to stand there and pee like a man. Splash the seat and get some pee on the walls. Don't squat there with your junk tucked beneath you, be a man...dammit!
But he won't do it. It must be something to do with his extreme anal personality. He is the ultimate neat freak. All shirts in the closet must be hung just so and the shirts folded his way or its wrong and god forbid I ever attempt to fold a towel!!! Whoa been there and won't do it again!! I am not allowed to wash clothes, fold clothes, clean the kitchen or operate a vacuum cleaner, because apparently I do all these things wrong in his eyes.
Well, at least I know hoe to piss like a man!!!
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