Can't Have A Party Without Crackers!!!!

Too Old for Abercrombie!!

My Hubby (God love him) has issues with dressing age appropriate. He still wants to shop in Amercrombie and other stores that are aimed at the teens and twinks. He buys shirts that have all these graphics and wears board shorts to the mall.

He is 36 going on 22 and I have had enough of it! I understand that he is going through some sort of gay-midlife-crises and I don't know how much more of it I can take.

He colors his hair, wears consealor and dresses like he is back in college. WTF! I am starting to become a little embarrassed to go out places with him, because he is reaching (hell he has reached it) the point where it is becoming obvious that he is dressing inappropriately.

I know that I should be supportive, but I don't understand this fear of getting older. I know gay men seem to worship youth, but he is not out and about clubbing and such. And he knows that I love the way the little bits of grey have sprouted around his temples and a few lines around his eyes.

I guess I am just going to have to be patient and hope this new phase passes. But if he starts wearing baggy jeans with his boxers showing then I am outta here!

Your Typical Alabama Stud.

The HORROR!!!!

Ugghhhhh!! My Gators had a bad night, a very bad night! I have to remember that they are still a very young team and even though they have TEBOW he can't do it all.

What hurts the most is that they lost in the SWAMP. They lost to Auburn, a team from sister-fucking, no-teeth-having Alabama.

Look into my eyes.....I am sexy, no?

Britney --- 2010 !!!

What is your fetish?

I have to wonder how common respectable individuals identify and develop a fetish. When does a particular like become a fetish?

I have learned about some fetishes that I think are unusual, but if others enjoy them and find partners who also indulge in the same fetish then what is the harm?

Some people I know have a thing about feet. Just looking at a nice pair of feet gets them all aroused. I can appreciate a foot or two, but can't imaging getting wood while looking at someone's feet. I also would never engage in toe sucking- the thought makes me think of freetos or something.

I have read about people into scat and seen the ads in craigslists where people want others that are into scat. This particular act is completely insane (to me). The thought of rubbing poop on another and having them do the same to me is out of the question. I guess if I were dating a man and he told me he was a scat queen it would be a deal breaker right on the spot. Does that make me a prude? I don't believe that it does, it just means that our particular fetishes are not compatible.

My hubby has a little fetish that he expresses a desire for every now and then. He wants me to piss on him. Well, that also does not make my list of things that I am willing to try. I don't look down on him for expressing his desire for the showers, but it is not something I find arousing and in fact it is a turn off (for me). I still love the little fucker, but not enough to take a wizz on his head.

I keep trying to think about what my fetish would be. There is no one thing that gets me going more than any other (or is there). If I had to pick one thing that usually gets me in the mood it would be........stomachs. I enjoy the abdomin region of a man. He does not have to be rock hard with a ripped up six-pack (it doesn't hurt). I just enjoy the look of the abdomin and torso of a man. It was the first part of my hubby that I fell in love with and I still find myself admiring his tight little belly whenevfer I get a chance.

I also find that lots of straight men will think while rubbing their stomachs and that is one of the sexiest activities they could ever do in front of me. It just seems so seductive and they do itn without even knowing it. Oh well, I guess I do have a fetish!!!

Tebow FRIDAY...TGIT (Thank God Its Tebow)

Wigs: The Dallas Line

1) Bobbie Jo2) El Paso Sunset
3) Wild Ride

4) Two Step

5) Red Chilli

So this is what the fashion conscious Dallas woman looks like....

A Real Life Career Girl!!!

Sabrine Maui: Filipino porn star (& nurse)

When Sabrine Maui finishes nursing school, hospital admissions are set to soar. I'm already starting to feel a bit funny "down there" and I'd like her to take a look.
Porn's thriller from Manila - whose credits include 5 Guy Cream Pie 8, Bangcock Sluts and Lezervoir Dogs - is giving up a world-class sex life to devote herself to empting bedpans and wiping old ladies' bottoms.

Spice Up Your Life!!

I think Pittsburgh is having an impact on my musical tastes these days. I am regressing to the 80s and 90s.

My Ipod is loaded with music I have not given much thought to for years. Lately I cannot get enough of the Spice Girls! I guess I now qualify as 100% gay. None of that 99.999% for me.

Everyday on my way to work there are some songs that just make me happy and put me in the frame of mind to deal with another 8-12 hour day.

1) Anything by the Spice Girls just brings back some happy memories.

2) Vanilla Ice..I always loved the Ice Ice Baby ( I need dartker tinted windows--oh the shame).

3) Crowded House -- huge fan---

4) Quiet Riot - it clears the cobwebs out of my head

In fact...I think I better go and download some more tunes for tomorrow....

A little Gabe on Tuesday

No Homosexuals in Iran.

In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country. We don't have that like in your country. ... In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have this.

Well, there goes another reason not to visit that dusty-shithole of a country!!

Order Restored

Excellent Weekend

Tebow helps the Gators win!!

&

My Jags beat the Broncos!

Life is GOOD!!!!!!

ANDERSON!!!!!

Possibly the sexiest man on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I Liberal Enough???

I am sick and tired of hearing about the Jena 6. 6 guys jump one and we are to feel sorry for the 6? Am I missing something in this story?

Yes I am aware that there were rope nooses placed in a tree and that action was appalling and the students were suspended for the action. So why the outrage when assault is involved? And how is it racist for charging the kids for an assault? If it was a one on one thing it would have least been a fair fight, but 6 on 1??

I just get tired of hearing that every story involving a person of color is racist. Even the Eagles QB stated this past week that black QBs are held to a different standard. That remark is so off target!! Sports fans love anyone who helps their team win! McNabb was stinking up the field and hearing some criticism from fans and wanted to play the race card. This past weekend he played great and all the fans are once again in love with him. Go Figure!

Playing with matches...

His face just drew me in and I found myself frozen and staring at this beautiful face. Then came the feelings of longing for this beautiful man as he stood in front of me speaking to me. I watched his mouth form the words and my eyes searched every feature of the face that was without flaw. I started thinking there must be some imperfection somewhere on his face that I can find and slowly pick apart in my mind. But there were none.

Later in the day I found myself watching as he walked by and my mind raced with how he must look beneath those clothes. He wore ankle socks that disappeared into his shoe and when he crossed his leg there was a glimpse to his perfectly tanned leg.

Towards the end of the day he stood talking to me (I was seated) and he mindlessly started rubbing his stomach and lifted his shirt. I felt my insides just melt and that overwhelming lust rose up inside of me. I had to walk away or I would have been noticed drooling over this perfect man.

It is not often that a man can take my breath away and this one did repeatedly. I do believe he is one of the most perfect looking men I have ever seen and he is so very nice and funny. If I were to build a man (so Rocky Horror of me) I would hope to make him. His one tiny flaw-----he is straight! Ugghhhhh...what a WASTE!!!!

I have been with my husband for more years than I care to admit and to date I have never cheated. God knows I have been tempted a time or two, but I love my man and want to spend the rest of my life with him ( iicckk I sound like a straight woman), but this man I met I would have done any and everything he could ever ask for. I came home and told my husband all about him and although he claims not to be the jealous type, it does make me a little happy when I see the jealousy pop up. its so cute.

So young and a mouth to die for!!!

The most beautiful man in college football.....

Broken Gaydar

So now that I have been labeled as the token gay at work it seems that now my job entails identifying all the other gay men throughout the company.

Nearly every day one of my co-workers will point someone out and ask me, "is he gay?" I am never sure who is gay these days and since I have been married for so long I am completely out of the loop.

I can spot the obvious ones who swish so hard they are at risk of dislocating a hip, but there is a growing gray area that confuses me. We have one guy who is sort of cute and I have no idea if he is straight or gay. He is always friendly to me and all the women in the department claim that he never speaks to them, but to bet either way ...I don't think I could.

I have never been good at spotting other gays and it became apparent at my last job when the straight women were telling me who was and who was not. A few times I was so surprised.

I think because all my friends end up being straight men and women that I don't spend enough time around other gay folks. It was never my plan to exclude gay people from my life, but I seem to spend most of my free time with people I know from work or school and none of them are gay.

Hooters opens in China

Well straight chienese men have a place to go and buy nasty food while staring at nasty women. What a combo!

What made me laugh a bit was the thought of hooters in China of all places. I mean these women are not really known for having large ta tas. They look like 12 year old boys in orange shorts.

Oh well, who can ever understand the mind of a breeder?

Smelly Cat....

Twice this week I have been force to point out odors coming from other people.

The first was during an interview where the applicant was bathed in smoke smell. To the point where I opened my office door. I am one of those horrible ex-smokers who cannot stand the smell of smoke, but this chick was reeking. The HR generalist gave me a "heads up" before she brought the applicant up and even with the warning I was amazed at how strong the stench was. Towards the end of the interview I explained that she would need to do something about her smoking smells should she be offered a position. She admitted that she smoked in her car with the windows up and appologized for the odor and promised that it would not be an issue.

The second offensive smell came during a training session I was involved in with a few other members of my department. We were providing some systems training on new hires and one of my department members had some pretty foul breath. It is someone I get along with well and did not have a problem letting him know his breath smelled as if he had been eating shit before walking into the session. He was cool and I gave him some gum and that helped much.

The people I work with are great and are comfortable with one another to the point that you will be told if you have a visable booger or if yourpants are camping out in your ass crack. I actually enjoy that type of environment and feel that we look out for one another. There is even a code for the missed zipper in the office, "zip up your damn pants". Such love!

After a long day I just want to relax...

Probing...

Today I underwent a little probing....not the sexual kind. The sort of probing that coworkers do to out the "Mo".

Questions like, "so..do you have a girlfriend?" "Have you ever been married?" "Do you have any kids?" "Do you live alone?" and since I moved here from out of state I get, "Did you move up here by yourself?"

The subtle ways that breeders dig for answers so they can label and identify the newbie. I am not closeted at all and if anyone ask me directly I have no problems stating that I am gay, but I love to fuck with the people who ask the probing questions. I can be just vague enough so that they never get a clear picture one way or the other.

Once in a while I do get the question, "are you gay?" I love it when someone is brave enough to ask the question on their mind and I always answer the same way.."Hell yeah".

I need to start asking straight people, "are you straight?" and follow their reply with, "Well a few people were wondering and couldn't really tell." That may fuck with their minds for a bit!!!

Monday calls for a little Jason Behr.....

Mullets for all occasions

NFL Week Two!!!

My hometown team let me down BIG last week, but this is a new week and hope again remains. I am encouraged that this weekend will be better than last as my Gators beat the shit out of the Vols (as they should).

Unfortunately or may fortunately I will not be able to watch the game on tele. Here in the 'burg they broadcast the Steelers. So I will be shopping today and following the score closely via the cell phone.

I am keeping my fingers crossed!!!!

(Dis)Honerable Mention

Couldn't Help It. Oldies but they still make me laugh!!

White Trash Hall of Fame(Shame)

Trick or Treat??

PA is Fucked Up!!!!

This is a major issue for me!! Back in Florida we could purchase beer in a grocery store, a wal-mart or any local gas stations. You get gas pick up a 6 or 12 pack and be on your merry fucking way.

Not in PA. Here you can only purchase beer in a distributor and only by the case. Not that I have much of a problem running through a case of beer, but I don't want to always keep that much beer on hand. Sometimes only having six beers hanging out in the fridge is a great way of setting a personal limits for myself. If I know there are 18 more after I down the first six I may not be responsible enough to stop where I should..but I am getting off subject!

One can also purchase a 6-pack at a bar, but pay through the ass for that and I am not always wanting to saunter into a bar just to pick up a quick six.

Now if you fancy something a little stronger than beer you will need to visit a state run wine and spirits store. These are easy to spot, because all the cars parked in the lot are no where near the designated paking spaces. We have one near the house and we have seen a few people park on the sidewalk and stagger into the store! They usually place these establishments as close to schools as possible.

Just another thing really fucked up here in PA....Cheers!!!!

A chill in the air...

Today was the first chilly morning and I can't help but build with anticipation of the winter yet to come. I am the odd one here in Pittsburgh who counts the days until the snow returns.

Since I grew up in Florida snow is still so new to me and I just am amazed by it and love hearing it crunch beneath my feet. Everything looks so beautiful blanketed in crisp new fallen snow (even pittsburgh). So when I walked out of my door this morning and fet the nip and saw the breath in front of me I got a bit excited.

I also love the winter holidays. Halloween is special as we will sit on our front porch and pass out candy to all the little meth addicts in the neighborhood. I may even dress up this year.

Thanksgiving is not that big of a holiday for me, but black friday is much fun. I love going to the mall and watching the rush of people snatching up any and everything on sale.

Christmas is the best of all. The trees we put up and decorate throughout the house and my baby will put all the lights up outside. Last year he went home for christmas and I stayed behind for work. This year we will be together and I am off from work. So we will munch on christmas goodies and enjoy our trees. I can hardly wait.

New years is more of a drunk holiday and my dunk days are behind me (for the most part). So we will probably wander downtown and watch some foreworks. My baby gets all worked up over fireworks and I am all for that.....

More than a mouthful is a waste??

For some reason I am amazed and the member on Mukhtar Safarov. The dick looks scarry!!! The man has a flawless face and body, but I would not get withing a country mile of a cock that big! I am just not a size queen!!!

This story just got to me!

WASHINGTON (AFP) — Alex, the African grey parrot who gained celebrity for his exceptional communication skills, has died at the age of 31, his owner, comparative psychologist Irene Pepperberg, has announced.
Alex was taught more than 100 English words by Pepperberg and could hold a limited conversation using phrases such as "I want X" or "I want to go Y", with the variables referring to appropriate objects or locations.
The bird could also identify 50 objects, seven colors, five shapes and quanties up to six, Pepperberg, who works at Brandeis and Harvard Universities, both near Boston, Massachusetts, said on a website devoted to Alex.
The parrot "showed the emotional equivalent of a two-year-old child and intellectual equivalent of a five-year-old," Pepperberg said.
Talkative Alex helped to "shatter the generally held notion that parrots are only capable of mindless vocal mimicry", the website -- www.alexfoundation.org -- says.
"Alex has left a significant legacy -- not only have he and Dr Pepperberg and their landmark experiments in modern comparative psychology changed our views of the capabilities of avian minds, but they have forever changed our perception of the term 'bird brains'," it says.
Alex died on Friday of natural causes, according to the website.
On Thursday, when Pepperberg put Alex back in his cage for the night, she says he told her: "You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you".

WOW...Zestfully Clean

Monday with drinks

Work was horrid as the trainer I have been working with is on my last nerve. Where do they find these people? She is 50 and scared to death of the computer. Seriously, she thinks the computer will steal her identity and rob her blind. I keep telling her she has nothing to worry about, because the files are not on the internet. It is torture!!

So after dealing with the stank yank I decided that I needed some adult beverages. So I called my hubby and convinced him that we were in need of dinner out. He agreed and we hit a local restaurant for an early bite and a few work related drinks for me >

We had a cute little waiter that was obviously gay. I don't know what it us but I have been extra horny lately and hubby is not stepping up to the plate. I guess us old married blokes don't work the sex box as much as when first dating and after a while I start letting my eyes and mind stray. It is an indication that I need a little lovin' from the other half.

I remember years back when my first serious relationship ended. I went an entire year without sex and the longer I went without the more I started to notice men I never would have considered prior. I even caught myself checking out a few homeless men and wondering how they would look if they were cleaned up a little. Going without sex for long periods of time will fuck with your sanity.

Anger, despair and frustration are all feelings that are coarsing through my body. Yes, the NFL season has begun and yes again my team has let me down.

Each new season brings with it new hope that this may be the year that things change and perhaps we break 500 and dare to even dream about the playoffs. All those hopes are dashed when the pathetic excuse of the team takes the field and embarrasses every fan.

Well, there is always next year!! Then again I may just be a greedy bitch, because my college team does rule the world. Of course I am speaking of National Champ Florida Gators (current reigning champs of football and basketball). But I guess a little rain must fall in everyone's life.

Is 3 a crowd?

I got to thinking about the hot guy and my mind turned to thoughts of a carnal nature. Now I have been in a relationship for a long long time and believe it or not I have never cheated. Granted I have thought about and even fantisized about it from time to time, but never put myself in a position where that would happen. Now, my husband believes that I have tasted the fruits of another but that is a long story and I will share it another time.

Getting back to sex with another. My huzband has a far more extensive sexual past and does not have all the sexual hangups that I have developed. He would have no problem with me having sex with another man and would even welcome bringing this man into our bed to share. Sometimes I tell myself that this would be hot,but other times I am disgusted by the thought of it. Can sexual fantasy in out over sexual guilt? I don't know!

Friday!!

Damn I am tired!!! A week full of this and that and I feel drained from my new diet, but I am proud to say that I had a good dieting day and avoided temptation.

On the workfront there was a wee point of interest today. I finally spotted some man candy. Well, he is a young man..not to worry he is over 18! Until today I had not spotted one man in the entire organization that I would fuck while sober, but then today I spotted him. I did not inquire about his name and only saw him before leaving for the day, but it was a long look I took. I would rate him an 8 (on a scale of 1 to 10) and if I was drunk he would rate a 10 easy!! Here is the really important fact, he is gay! Alas, all I can do is look and lust as I have a husband. I have a wonderful husband that I love very much, but I can still look and flirt a little.

Temptations...

Okay, I jumped on the scale this morning and after a good cry I pulled myself together and had a very good breakfast. Lo calorie will not be as bad as I thought.

I get to work and walk in the front door and what do I see? They are having a bake sale right there in the lobby. My eyes shot over the tables stacked with all that gooey goodness and suddenly this whole diet notion was not making much sense. "Molly, you in danger girl" I knew I had to get past the tempting and delicious treats or my diet would have failed within hours of its inception. So I forced myself onward and felt pretty good about my power of resistance.

Just so happens that I had a meeting later that day and passed by the wicked table of temptation when a co-worker called me over to help her decide on what items she sould buy. I could tell that her intention was to sabbotage my diet so I made an excuse that I was late for my 10am meeting (I always run late to meetings so it was a believable excuse).

For the rest of the day I went out of my way to avoid the tempting treats and even exited the building through the back entrance on my way home so that I would avoid the last temptation of the day. But I made it through the day and was able to avoid the temptations of chocolate and sugar.

My new motto is to take it day by day!! My diet resolution will be put to the test tomorrow as we have a weekly budget meeting and it is always catered with numerous fattening foods. I am starting to think all the people at my company do it eat and organize activities around food.

Anyway...one day down and counting......

Time to work!!

Ugghh!!! I have been guilty of letting myself go a bit since the move here to hell!! It has just been too easy to eat out and not eat very healthy. At work we all complain that we need to trim down before all of the year end holidays, but we still hit the dessert section of the cafe.

So I have come to the point where I must back up my words with actions. I am declaring this day forward to the task of getting in shape and making no more excuses. That means no more birthday cake, french fries and all the things in my life that contain flavor. It also calls for the extreme sacrafice....cut out beer..YIKES!!! Ok I will be fine...{{deep breaths....in ...and ...out}}.

Back to the grind!!!

Labor Day weekend is now but a distant memory and today I had to return to work. We never have enough time to enjoy the simple things in life.

The #1 Question

Ever since day one everyone always asks the same question, Why did you move to Pittsburgh? There were several reasons.
1. My husband
2. Home prices are dirt cheap
3. We wanted 4 seasons
4. did not want to live our whole lives in one place
5. adventure

Pittsburgh is a very picturesque city with all of the hills and older homes and the view of downtown is amazing. We like the geography of the area...the people ..well that is something else....

We moved here from North Florida and thought that by moving up north we would be moving to a more progressive city...WRONG!!!!

Pittsburgh is stuck in the 80s!! Since moving to this city I have spotted numerous mullets, members only jackets and yes some leg warmers have been spotted as well (yikes). We knew something was different in the very first week of living here. Driving down the street was a Chevy Vega with the windows rolled down and Rick Astley blaring on the radio. We looked at one another and laughed, but little did we know that was the norm here in mullet-land!

Labor Day

It is Labor day in Pittsburgh and it has turned out to be a beautiful day. It is about 80 degrees and I am watching a little tennis on the tube. This is a favorite time of year for me as the US Open is playing and football season is still filled with hope, but all that will change soon (Michigan fans know the feelin).

I have been inspired to begin a blog as I have enjoyed reading so many online. I thought it was the perfect forum to spew my twisted views upon the world.

Starters:
I moved here to Pittsburgh a few months ago at the insistance of my other half. He could not stand living in the south for one more year so I gave in and with him we moved to Pittsburgh. Since moving to the 'burg we have been a bit isolated as we do not know anyone and feel a bit hesitant making friends as people here are a bit different from those we knew back home.

Anyway, work has been up and down here and I am actually just starting to feel more comfortable at my job. Our home is a work in progress and we are starting to make some headway and have the place feel a little more like ours.

So I am keeping my fingers crossed that we have not made a huge mistake by leaving the comforts of home with friends and family to live here in da burg!