Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Probing...

Today I underwent a little probing....not the sexual kind. The sort of probing that coworkers do to out the "Mo".
Questions like, "so..do you have a girlfriend?" "Have you ever been married?" "Do you have any kids?" "Do you live alone?" and since I moved here from out of state I get, "Did you move up here by yourself?"
The subtle ways that breeders dig for answers so they can label and identify the newbie. I am not closeted at all and if anyone ask me directly I have no problems stating that I am gay, but I love to fuck with the people who ask the probing questions. I can be just vague enough so that they never get a clear picture one way or the other.
Once in a while I do get the question, "are you gay?" I love it when someone is brave enough to ask the question on their mind and I always answer the same way.."Hell yeah".
I need to start asking straight people, "are you straight?" and follow their reply with, "Well a few people were wondering and couldn't really tell." That may fuck with their minds for a bit!!!

1 comment:

JOHANNES said...

Like your attitude dude.

I will confess that once in awhile I will ask a guy if he is BI. Only when I can do it 'safely'.

There was a time when the so called BI guys came by my cabin in NC for some fun time.